Fronnie

me: i know! he is no zac efron who is TOTALLY GAYwho does he think he is fooling?
wildesert: i know seriously the chick he is "with" does porn

To the tune of Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon

Oh my shit is on fire
Consumed with what's just perspired

Hot as a fever
Rattling butt
I could just feel it, feel it

Play on Words

I just told Lindsay i have gASS

The Loo

I just went to the restroom and I think someone was upset that I took the big stall. I'm sure they had business to take care of too but you know, there's seldom handicapped people that work in an office so they only make one stall, no reason to get your panties in a twist.

Now and Then

My friend was visiting this weekend and we watched "Now and Then". She brought up a good point of utter humiliation: the adult version of Christina Ricci is Rosie O'Donnell! That SUCKS! I'm surprised Christina Ricci doesn't have more issues, really! Look at the total resemblance:


vs.

Play on Words

Finally, I blurted one out which spawned an old one:

"Love the 'pagne" (if you don't know, don't ask)

SOLIDUDE (my one (wo)man band)

That's all for now. More to come, I'm sure.

MY RAIDER CREATOR

I'm so pretty!!!

WHAT IS DAT JANKY ASS SMELL IN MY ROOOOM

DIS SHIT IS WHACK

No NO FUH REAL WHAT IS DAT SMELL

Time for some meat.

I like sake, I like sushi, I like to rub it on my tushy

A movie titled "30 Route" was playing at the SF Indie Festival last night, so I went and checked it out. To my complete and utter excitement who appeared on screen but motherfuckin' Mike Damon, I almost had to change my own diaper. Poor guy, I mean, in my opinion, EVERYONE'S career from Fast Times should have taken off, even the extras in the mall scenes. But poor Mikey's going from Damon to Boston Common. What a shame. I love that movie even if Sean Penn's in it (Sam I am or whatever, the movie he plays a tardie in).

On a side note, Roller Derby tonight. Goal: russian splits in the air whilst skating. And for the grand finale, a Scott Hamilton flip on skates.

WHY have I DONE THIS?

Not quite sure my reasoning for doing this other than I live a sedentary life 8 hours of the day and I think I'm suffering a brain deficiency...I know, could I have become more stupid?! YES!!! Now I can write about all of my great "play on words". I don't have any at the moment but I'm sure as soon as I see Ryan I'll be blurting them out left and right and documenting in you my dear blog.