I Would Really Like...

...one of the Tauntaun Sleeping Bags.

The House That Jack Built

This woman!!!

BABY!

YES!

STRENGTH!

Want to drink Lemonade on the porch with me? Oh, you do? I'll grab the crushed ice and mint! Oh that Nashville sound....

You ever feel this way? Let Al sing it for you.

Screw Nostalgia

I'm not even that big of an M. Ward fan and I'm a not even bigger fan of taking photos of myself but felt like I should captures how this song makes me feel.

equates to this in my facial expression:

Old and Cynical

I hate majority of people that have been in my life. The older I get, the shittier people get. Fuck people and the human race.

"WELCOME TO THE 90'S MR. BANKS"

Ask me how much I loved this movie growing up...

these are the "artists" associated with our generation? fucking kill me.



YOU DISGUST ME

It Was A Good Day

WASH YOURSELF

Today as I was getting on BART I saw a woman going down the escalator with what I assumed was wet hair. The fucking dumbass was standing going down the escalator (which inevitably pisses me off thanks to the stoned Nirvana interview in which they discuss the laziness of people that stand on escalators) and I, being the proactive person I am, started walking down the escalator to be greeted with a stench that was so fucking foul I started dry heaving. This woman's hair was not wet, it was grease and thanks to the escalator I was stuck with her foul, sweet, repulsive body odor waifing in the air to my nose. I literally dry heaved for a good 2 minutes and bolted to the next escalator after her because I knew I'd vomit everywhere if I was forced to be anywhere near that bitch again. Wipe your ass, take a shower and keep peace for the rest of the world. You're disgusting.

disney

Country

What is it about the summer months that just makes me want to listen to country?