WASH YOURSELF

Today as I was getting on BART I saw a woman going down the escalator with what I assumed was wet hair. The fucking dumbass was standing going down the escalator (which inevitably pisses me off thanks to the stoned Nirvana interview in which they discuss the laziness of people that stand on escalators) and I, being the proactive person I am, started walking down the escalator to be greeted with a stench that was so fucking foul I started dry heaving. This woman's hair was not wet, it was grease and thanks to the escalator I was stuck with her foul, sweet, repulsive body odor waifing in the air to my nose. I literally dry heaved for a good 2 minutes and bolted to the next escalator after her because I knew I'd vomit everywhere if I was forced to be anywhere near that bitch again. Wipe your ass, take a shower and keep peace for the rest of the world. You're disgusting.